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Earth, the world is full of it ,but, it's 90% water...go figure










Face it Clint, you're gay















i am here to report i...am...gay

The Drudgery o' Gayness














vote for me or i'll shoot ya dead!

Blammo! I'm takin' a shot @ the Presidency
















psssst, get rid o' joe & i'll do for you what monica lewinsky did for  my husband

I like to point @ things Hillary doesn't like looking @


















look @ meeeeee!!! i'm pretty, right?

Sure, I was crazy when I was young, but I'm all okay now
















Lu lu lu lu lu lu lu lu lu lu lu lu lu!!!!!

Sarah's a Racetard














i ain't done with this one, but i need me another drunk...i mean, beers

I sure am glad everyone's behind me
















i look like a damn damsel in distress...um, help!!!!

Yo, this pink hat don't make me look gay, do it?




I don't like gays, & yet, I am one, ironical huh? you've never heard the word ironical? it's one we use in the educational system...moron



McCance. You, I say you in a heap' o' trouble there, bwah. But, hey, @ least you look smart. Sarah Palin ignores rumours by lashing out. & what of Hillary, will she make the cut?


Educator of the year, Clint McCance, the Midland AK school district Vice President decided that it wouldn't be a very good idea to have a job anymore. So, in the spirit of education & also as a celebration of what a stupid asshole redneck he is, Clint posted on his Facebook page that he that he enjoys the fact that gay people give each other AIDS and die. I predict that by this time tomorrow, boy genius McCance will have resigned to spare the school board any bad press it may cause. But, enough about me, let's talk aboot Clint & his little faux pauxish peccadilloes, because for a guy like me who hates people like him who hates people like you if you're gay, this kind of thing is awesome baby! The buzz on the Info mation Superhighway is that McCance does not like fags & is fairly ecstatic about the fact that homosexuals can't reproduce, which in turn, makes me wish sometimes that heterosexuals couldn't reproduce: i.e. Clint's parents. All right, up top! Oh, was it that obvious? Ah well, a guy can dream, can't he? What? Whaddaya' mean he can't? How much would you like to wager that good ol' Clint turns out to be a closeted gay himself? Who wants a piece of that action? Huh? Huh? What's up now? How difficult it must be for him to have to hide his fabulousness behind a wall of predjudicial hate while @ the same time going buck wild with dudes behind closed doors. Lawd hep me. But, word on the street has it that once Clint loses his job he is booked for an extended stay on Fire Island, the machoist, non gayest place on the planet, where, he will no doubt be the most heterosexualistical man there. I know, I know, you guys are going to accuse me of sticking with the same old formula of accusing a gay basher of being gay himself & then for virtually the rest of the article, just unabashedly make one totally gay reference after another in the hopes of making him look like an even bigger gaymo than he probably already is, &, in the end, we all might just learn a little something...about...ourselves. But, yeah, sho' you right Holmes, that's bizactly what I'm fittin' to do, because this ignorant motherfucker is what passes for an educator in Midland, AK. You know what Clint, even if you do hate gays, you don't go & broadcast it to the entire social network unless you are either specifically trying to lose your job or you just had your very own homosexual experience & it frightened you ever so, & so you lashed out @ the gays. So, which is it, hmmm?


Oh, hiii, I M the MS ASSSSS


If I had Gaydar, It'd be goin' Whooooop Whoooooop right about now

I am going to have to go with secretly closeted flame job being the most likely scenario in this scenario & until I see something that makes me think differently, I'm going to be thinking, umm, well, samely. But, I guess the real question is, why am I wasting everyone's time talking about dis' piece o' chit waste of oxygen & spaciousness when there are topics literally out the Wazoo to talk about? Because, even though I'm not gay & I cannot even begin to comprehend what it must be like to look @ a dude & want to have sex with him, I'm of the belief that people who are supposed to be in the business of molding young minds through education, shouldn't teach hate. It's a fairly easy concept to grasp, isn't it? Answer no, & you can go ahead & navigate away from this page & to this little news blurb I think you'll find to be more your speed, for if history's taught us anything, it's that small minded, hateful people often turn out to be the very thing they make the target of their little hatred. So, Clint, why don't you all just mosey on over to what you commonly like to refer to as a fag bar & have some random dude clean your pipes & make what you are an actual outward reality already? Jesus, what's it gonna' take, man? Come on, you're among friends here, Clint. It's okay, we'll still love ye'. C'mon, admit it, you're gay. Come on, come onnnnn, you can do it. Say it, say it. Saaaaaay iiiiiit!!!!!! It's true, right? You admit it? You do? Awwww....Homo alert! Homo Alert!!! Honk honk honk! You're a gay? You're a Godforsaken gay? Oh my God, gross!!!! I hope you get AIDS & die, just like God intended. I'm only kidding, good night everybody, & have a blessed day!


& i ain't got  my feet on the right legs neither


Palien Nation? Nah.

&, we're back. Notorious Alaskan hooker & King Crab fisherman Sarah Palin hates Politico, & for some insane reason, they don't like her no how, neither. Lord knows, I don't know why, she is so the answer to America's troubles & even though everyone knows she could solve them all within moments of her hostile takeover of the White House, unfortunately, she'll never be President. Waa waaa. The republicanizated party itself is blockin' that screwy bitch in a big old way, & is she unhappy about it? I'm going to answer that the way she might with a Palinesque you betcha'. But, just what the hell does she expect, for them to be falling all over themselves with enthusiasm @ the prospect? What does she have to offer other than delusions of grandeur? Has she ever been quoted as saying anything intelligent about the economy? Has she ever been quoted as saying anything intelligent about anything? &, in the event she does have to speak to the countries economic issues, how will she know where to begin without the Joe the Plumber card in her hip pocket? We all know what her foreign policy would be like, exactly sort of just like Hillary Clinton’s, minus all the pragmatism. It’d be like having Bush in office all over again, except with tits, which would suck, but @ least with the advent of Palinteats, you’d have something to look @ instead of her mouth when she speaks. Though, I’ll bet Bush had some man boobs but, awwww, it’s not the same. It's not the same @ all, dammit!

Ta ta's or na ta's, every moment she spent in office would be even more of a debacle than if by some Godless miracle she was actually elected in the first place. Sarah is dismissing the fact that republicans are not only not going to not be behind her joke of a presidential bid, but are planning on distancing themselves from her even further & says the rumor placed in Politico is, untrue. &, just when I was hoping she’d throw in one of her infamous Palinisms to make me laugh and/or otherwise amuse me, as if purely for my benefit, she said,  I don't think the paper that we just printed this article on, you know, it's not worth even wrapping my King Salmon in, I'll just ignore this crap. Is it just me, or does backwards talk she Sarah George Bush and/or Yoda like? i.e. I want to share with you an interesting program—for two reasons, one, it's interesting, and two, my wife thought of it—or has actually been involved with it; she didn't think of it. But she thought of it for this speech. Or, perhaps even better, Should the Iranian regime—do they have the sovereign right to have civilian nuclear power? So, like, if I were you, that's what I'd ask me. And the answer is, yes, they do. Fucking classic. But, personally, I do hope she gets the nomination though, because not only will it make for tons o’ great comedy, it will ensure that it’ll be @ least 4 more years until the republicans have another chance @ el Casa Blanco, & by then, things’ll be even worse…or, they’ll be better. Right? Right. That's some shrewd prognosticating, if'n I do say so myself. But, you can’t blame a girl for trying, & try as Sarah might, she’ll never be the 1st female Presidente’ de Estados Unidos. Lo siento mucho mi amiga. See, I threw a bit of the good old espanol in there because I know just how much Sarah loooves Mexican immigrants. But even though you don't have a chance in hell, don't give up Sarah, keep up that old republicando spirit. Atta' girl!


i will stop every war, personally...or, your money back


Look out Joe, cuz' here she comes

Und, shpeaking of wimmens, vass iss all diss noise that’s being propogated about Obama dumping herr Biden und hitching his wobbly wagon to Hillary Clinton’s ambassadorial star as his VP hopeful for 2012? Is it a good idea? Will it help? Is the former President’s wife the missing ingredient in Obama’s re election pie? As interesting as it would be, I don’t think it would be the answer. Many people, even Obama’s proud supporters are starting to wonder if Obama has what it takes to pull off something as momentous as a 2nd term, & are still waiting for some of the policies he’s forced onto this country to start paying off already. But of course, obviously, the main thing everyone is waiting for is jobs, people going back to work & getting off of unemployment. &, what about all the green energy jobs that you promised over & over & over again while you were trying to weasel your way into the Oval Orifice? But oh, how your constituency is yearning for jobs & while the republicans scream that Obama is doing nothing for the economy, they’re biden their time, praying to their right wing, nut job God, that America goes even further into the toilet so they can get back to the business of starting wars. Is that what you want, Obama? I think that you’d better straighten some shit out fast or that’s exactly what is going to happen, & who needs that? &, it’ll be just when a lot of our troops will be back home, with their families, thinking everything is finally going to be all right & bOOm! Deployed again, sent back behind enemy lines like so many sheep destined for slaughter, & even then, the left will be accused of being unsupportive of them for simply wishing their safe return. Aye, tis a sad state of affairs, me hearty. Don't worry, there'll be no pirate talk today, scallywag. It won’t take Hilary Clinton to prevent all this, it’ll take one or more of your crazy, seemingly front loaded tax increasing policies to turn things around like you promised. You promised change, & you know, change doesn’t necessarily mean everything actually getting worse. In fact, I’m pretty sure it  means things are supposed to be appreciably better. So, you had better stop clearing that goddamned brush off your ranch & get back to work already. Oh wait, I believe I was thinking of someone much more whiter and/or stupider who spent about 5 of his 8 years in office on vacation, only popping in every couple weeks when he ran out of coke, & then remembering he already had his own connection in Crawford, & then getting roped into some silly press conference before he could sneak away, whereupon, he would invariably say something genuinely profound like, rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning? &, here, we were all led to believe that the Gipper, Ronald Reagan himself, the greatest actor since the chimpanzee that was in that stupid fucking movie with him, was the great communicator. Good luck Obama, & good luck America.


Seriously, they want me to wear purple because five queers killed themselves, the only way im wearin it for them is if they all commit suicide. I cant believe the people of this world have gotten this stupid. We are honoring the fact that they sinned and killed thereselves because of their sin. REALLY PEOPLE. -Clint McCance