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May 12 2009

Dick Cheney Thinks Super Duper Right Wing Pain Pill Junkie Limbaugh Should Lead the Republican Party over Colin Powell, Oxycontin Sales Go Through the Proverbial Roof!!! Cheney ain't Rolling Over for the Obama Administration No How, See! Let's Not Beat About the Bush, Folks, It's all about Dick. Uh Oh, & Nancy Pelosi Might Be In a Wee Bit O' Trouble.

 

 

(Courtesy of AP) WASHINGTON – Dick Cheney made clear Sunday he'd rather follow firebrand broadcaster Rush Limbaugh than former Joint Chiefs chairman Colin Powell into political battle over the future of the Republican Party.

That's good thinking, Dick...Um, May I call you Dick? Yes, apparently I can. Because, that's not only what you are, it's also your name! Coinkidink? I think not. I'm sure his mother took 1 look @ him when the thick, leathery shell finally cracked open from the egg he hatched out of & said, "he looks like he's going to be a real Dick". Then, the Rabbi said to her, "your son will be a masculine son & he will grow up strong & shoot @ least 1 person in the face & possibly create a legacy of death & corruption." Wow, cryptic & accurate all @ the same time, oy, the irony already. & the rest is history. & Yes, of course I realize a Rabbi wasn't there to witness his actual hatch out. Jesus...take me literally why don't you. Cheney chooses Limbaugh over Powell because he thought Powell had left the Republican Party when he endorsed Obama for prez. Powell, however, insists he is still Republican, even though he doesn't lean quite as far to the right as the few real Republicans left would like. Tsk tsk. First Arlen Specter, now this. It's a sad state of affairs when a Republican starts to believe in human rights. When Bush announced that the U.S. would attack Iraq in order to remove Saddam Hussein from power, Powell was all over it, he even delivered a speech to the U.N. but realized quickly the many war crimes Cheney & Bush were planning to implement & eventually did perpetrate & parted ways with them after Bush's 1st term. Dick thought that meant Powell had quit the party. You know, just because you don't endorse torture & occupying sovereign nations indefinitely doesn't mean you're a dreaded liberal, though it doesn't hurt eh, Dick? & Rush, agrees with Dick, wow, what a surprising turn of events. One Dick named Dick agreeing with another Dick whose name is Rush. After Powell said that "I think what Rush does as an entertainer diminishes the party and intrudes or inserts into our public life a kind of nastiness that we would be better to do without," Rush got a little defensive & shot back with, "Colin Powell is just another liberal, What Colin Powell needs to do is close the loop and become a Democrat Colin Powell is just mad at me because I'm the one person in the country that had the guts to explain his endorsement of Obama. It was purely and solely based on race." Oh, we get it Rush, because they're both black. My, what an astute observation, Rush. Aren't you the clever one? So, on the one hand, Powell is just another liberal, which would've pretty much guaranteed an Obama endorsement, but on the other, the "soul" reason he endorsed him was because of race. Is it just me, or was Rush on Oxycontin when he so boldly made that claim? Hell, I wish I could've been high when I read it, then it might've made the slightest bit of sense. It's settled, Rush, you & Dick belong together. Who knows, maybe you'll become really good friends & Dick'll invite you to go hunting together. OMG, that would rock, like, so hard. Sigh. Oh well, a guy can dream, can't he?

(Courtesy of FoxNews) Dick Cheney said Tuesday that he's neither going to rock nor "roll over" while Democrats accuse the Bush administration of breaking the law with its anti-terror policies.

Dick may be feeling the heat of the Obama terror/torture/war crimes mission because he is now aggressively out there defending the Bush era tactics of getting information & wants Obama to declassify the memos showing the good results from them. I can understand why he wants these memos made public as well, he & Karl Rove spent all that time fabricating them because they knew that once America booted them out of office, there was going to be a tremendous amount of scrutiny directed toward their whole little operation & they had to be prepared for it. That was good thinking. Bush, on the other hand, is laying low if you will, keeping under the radar & he seems to have no qualms about letting his pitbull former partner in war crime, Dick, aggressively defend their policies in the media; keeping the heat off of him. That's good thinking W, who advised you to do that, your father, or maybe Rove? Because I know that's a little beyond your realm of comprehension. Anyway, kudos, you were smart for listening. You just sit there in your new Dallas home & get waited on hand & foot until everything is out in the open & you won't be able to hide anymore. Don't look now Dick, but I think they may be trying to Scooter Libby you. & what of W's mother, Barbara Bush? Oh, I don't think this is anything she should waste her beautiful mind on, I'm sure it'll all work out for her & her whole criminal family. It always does. We might as well just forget about it all now. On the other hand, I wonder if Obama will re open the case of Laura Bush, the former pot dealer, when she ran that stop sign & killed a guy...since no charges were ever filed...since Obama seems to want to get to the bottom of everything. We'll see.

WASHINGTON (CNN) -- A source close to House Speaker Nancy Pelosi now confirms that Pelosi was told in February 2003 by her intelligence aide, Michael Sheehy, that waterboarding was actually used on CIA detainee Abu Zubaydah.

This may turn into a problem for Nancy Pelosi & if it does, it may just turn into a problem for Obama himself if the Republicans can prove that it's true. However, it appears there is no documentation to support the claims & many Democrats, including Pelosi herself, feel this was put out there simply to distract the American people from the inquiries being made about the Abu Ghraib & Guantanamo Bay enhanced interrogation techniques now known by everyone but the Bush administration as torture. The number two House Democrat -- Majority Leader Steny Hoyer, D-Maryland -- said Tuesday, "I think the facts need to get out" regarding what members of Congress had been told about harsh interrogations. But when asked whether Pelosi testifying would be appropriate, Hoyer did not directly answer the question, saying, "The issue is what was done. If you don't have the facts pounded on the table, the Republicans are pounding on the table, or they are pounding on Speaker Pelosi. Take your pick. But they are doing so as a distraction, as a distraction from what was done in this case." So, there you have it, it's just as we've suspected all along, it may or may not be true. That's good enough for me. No seriously though, if it turns out to be true, Nancy, you are going to have a lot to answer for. Or, possibly nothing to answer for if the Obama administration listens to a national poll suggesting that there is little or no support for the investigation into this whole torture hoopla. Oh Nancy, Nancy, Nancy, say it isn't so. Oh wait, you already did. I really want to believe in you Nancy, but if you did know, then I will put you in the same category as Bush, Cheney, Rummy & Turd Blossom to name but a few. I don't want to believe that you are scum like them. Don't disappoint me, Nancy. If you do, I'll have to exclude you from my erotic fantasies & go back to (Insert audible gasp here) Sarah Palin. The end.